2011 Aug 20

The Hunger Games fantasy songs

Hollywoodcrush.mtv.com has released an article on the type of songs that they would like too see in The Hunger Games. Please keep in mind that the article is just for fun.

The Baker Boy’s Lament
A ballad, sung by Peeta, in which he compares his love for Katniss to the burning, fiery heat of a thousand brick ovens. Features such emotionally wrenching lyrics as, “My heart’s a loaf, burned black and gray/I’ll feed it to the Mockingjay!”

Cato and Clove’s Polka of Murder
The disturbing nature of the film’s more graphic scenes will be tempered by this upbeat musical celebration of expert killing, featuring whimsical accordion riffs and a big oompah-oompah band.

The Ballad of Haymitch Abernathy
A rowdy drinking song by the movie’s favorite drunkard, with lyrics that grow progressively raunchier as Haymitch continues to imbibe. Fortunately for all involved, Haymitch passes out in a pool of his own vom before the words reach unprintable levels of filth.